Adrian and Malia were sitting at the table, having a conversation in low, shaky, unnatural voices. I listened in:
A: "I'm old.
M: "So am I."
A: "I'm 6000 years old."
M: "So am I. We're twins."
A: "Do you know your name?"
M: "Yes. I'm Martha. What's our last name?"
A: "I can't remember."
M: "Neither can I."
A: "I have to go to the bathroom." (Gets up and starts hobbling slowly toward the bathroom.)
M: "Me, too." (Does the same.) "I'm surprised you can still walk."
A: "Me, too.
When they finished, they shuffled slowly back to the table.
M: "I'm slower than you."
A: "Well, I used to be a star, you know."
M: "A rock star?"
A: "No, a track star."
M: "Well, I used to be a rock star." (Starts singing, "I sing a noun in a 4-time, baby......" - all in her low, slow, shaky voice.)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE CHILDREN????? And please don't say something like, "Well, just look at the mother they have....." Everyone knows that I was a proper and well-balanced child..... Right, Mom? :-)
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Bahahahaha!!!!! Oh! The stories I could tell!! They get it quite honestly, believe me! Right, Larisa? (They probably were hobbling around like Grammy!)
ReplyDeleteProper and well-balanced, eh?? And obviously suffering from memory loss as well, right? ;-)
ReplyDeleteNo, you guys are the ones suffering from memory loss. Obviously.
ReplyDeleteUh-uh! No way! Two against one here, right Larisa?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! You crack me up (and so do your kids!)!! :)
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